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John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars: *********
Starring:Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube
"John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars" is a futuristic sci-fi action movie set on Mars in the year 2176. But it never really reaches that high a plain, in fact, it barely makes it off the ground. It's not awful, but then again, it's not that great either.
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Slumdog Millionaire: Cinema
Starring:Dev Patel, Anil Kappor, Freida
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War Of The Worlds: *********
Starring:Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Tim Robbins
Tom Cruise stars in this gripping re-make of a twentieth-century classic...
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Constantine: Cinema
Starring:Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Gavin Rossdale
Wanted by Hell. Rejected By Heaven. Needed on Earth. Funded by Marlboro.
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Closer: *********
Starring:Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Clive Owen
Wife-Swap meets 'Sliver'
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Team America : World Police: Cinema
Starring:Trey Parker, Matt Stone
Team America wages war on terrorism, and also on those who abhor it. Either way, you're ****ed!
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The Merchant Of Venice: *********
Starring:Al Pacino, Jeremy Irons
Shakespeare's play about a Pound Of Flesh has been given a new lease of life in Michael Radford's wonderful portrayal of 16th century Venice.
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Croupier: *********
Starring:Clive Owen, Gina McKee, Alex Kingston, Nicholas Ball, Kate Hardie

“The croupier is the master of the game, with the power to make you lose”.

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Series 7: The Contenders: *********
Starring:Brooke Smith,
Can you imagine Anne Robinson or Chris Tarrant issuing shotguns to their contestants? Or how the feathers would fly if guns were handed out in Big Brother or Survivors?
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Very Annie Mary: *********
Starring:Rachel Griffiths, Jonathon Pryce,
Very funny in places, and very very strange. Gauche and clumsy Annie Mary strives to find herself and escape the stifled atmosphere of a small Welsh village and from under the thumb of her oppressive father.
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